"You can drive down this street all you want…because I don’t live here anymore."
"Is it so much to ask that you not to wear your dress up around your C-U-Next-Tuesday?"
"Do our pasts really have to have a present?"
"I’m on Valium…everything’s okay."
"It’s the end of the possibility that your next great fuck is around the corner."
"Don’t you wanna judge me…just a little bit?"
"The butterflies you get when you not only love the person, but you’ve gotta have them."
"Is it possible that we’ve gotten so spoiled by choices that we’ve become unable to make one?"
"You can’t push yourself into feeling good. The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends…and then to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day."
"I’m gonna have to move to another city, where the shame of this won’t follow me."