"I thought I’d destroyed all the evidence, but there it was. We’d taken it with a disposable camera…before it ever dawned on me that we could be disposable as well."
"The odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high."
"These seats suck. This hot dog sucks. My entire life sucks."
"It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them."
"Apparently… we’ve reached the stage where our lives are making us sick."
"I lay awake at night going over every detail of that last week in my head."
"Being in an actual relationship means taking a risk, a leap of faith… no matter how many times one might have been disappointed in the past."
"Are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past?"
"I can’t go on any more bad dates."